Stuff I like (all)

• Post via hatespewingrainbows

  I’d kill for a personality somewhere in between that of Alexander DeLarge and Patrick Bateman.

  … I probably need better role models.

  Post via hatespewingrainbows
• Question via facts-i-just-made-up
  0ceanics asked: Are you high like all the time? Hahaha.
  
  

  The only drug I need is Jesus.

  Raiding his bones from the Holy Sepulcher, I pulverized them with a mortar and pestle into a fine powder which I...

  Question via facts-i-just-made-up
• Chat via lgbtlaughs
  convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1

  grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about

  me: no pop, it's hunger games

  grandpa: hunger what?

  ... ...
  Chat via lgbtlaughs
• Post via expendable-youth-x

  My parents were talking in the kitchen, and from my room, I swear I heard my mum say something about “underwear of doom.”
  The fuck is going on.

  Post via expendable-youth-x
• Photo via facts-i-just-made-up
  
  Photo via facts-i-just-made-up
• Photo via mary-armageddon
  

  downward-spiral:

  I do love it when they’re all online at the same time. Unfortunately all the dates listed are too early for me :( Hoping for...

  Photo via mary-armageddon
• Chat via shewasateenagezombiee
  Tim: Johnny?

  Johnny: Yes.

  Tim: I was jus-

  Johnny: Yes.

  Tim: What?

  Johnny: I will do the film.
  Chat via shewasateenagezombiee
• Post via ikillpeople

  People give me weird looks when I say I’m majoring in English.

  “Are you going to be a teacher?”

  Fuck no. I can’t stand people, let alone a bunch...

  Post via ikillpeople
• Post via expendable-youth-x

  People who tell me I’m a pussy for stretching slowly, gtfo.

  Post via expendable-youth-x